From Mary PoppBens on Mastodon:
“Only one month until we all in Britain celebrate six years since we Brexited. Can’t believe things have been so good since we broke our chains and threw off the oppressive yoke of our evil European overlords. Smooth sailin'! I actually love being poor and watching society collapse. It’s brilliant and exactly what we all voted for. No more doctors! No more teachers! No more healthcare! I actually hate being able to afford food and am glad to be living through an unprecedented mental health crisis that the government who was supposed to save us has now decried as laziness. Hooray! Hooray for everything! I’d do another Brexit if I could. Is there any way we could make things even more shit? Perhaps allocate the remaining community resources to pay racists to spend all day kicking us in the genitals in between painting roundabouts. Let’s do a double Brexit. Just keep on Brexitin' until no buildings are left standing and everything is on fire. 🏴🫡”